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Sure, the cookie tastes like cardboard with a hint of lemon, but sometimes, the message inside can be intriguing.  Assuming you remember to take the paper out, first.  I’ve been saving my fortunes for the last few years.  I thought some were funny, others weird.  I do it mostly for shits and giggles, what I call “The S&G Factor.”

Here’s a fortune from 2013:

Always stick around for one more drink.  That’s when stuff happens.

That fortune sounded like the opening of an old time detective film.